It took me 15
years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't
give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Gratitude is
merely a secret hope of greater favours.
She has buried
all her female friends. I would like to introduce her to
my wife.
No man can understand
why a woman should prefer a good reputation to a good time.
Virtue wouldn't
go very far if vanity did not keep it company.
The penalty
of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who
formerly ignored you.
Polteness is
one half good nature and the other half good lying.
When you see
what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to
work for a living.
Ours is a world
where people don't know what they want and are willing to
go through hell to get it.
The formation
of a lady's mind and character usually consists in telling
her lies.
The rarest quality
in an epitaph is the truth.
When it's a
question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
A man is accepted
into a Church for what he believes and is turned out for
what he knows.
An ambassador
is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his
country.
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