Idealism increases
in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
Immorality is
the morality of those who are having a better time.
If you look
like your passport photo you're too ill to travel.
What a pity
that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
An atheist is
a person who has no invisible means of support.
A liberal is
a person too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
The human race
is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
One nice thing
about egoists; they don't talk about other people.
A criminal is
a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient
capital to form a corporation.
In the factory
we make cosmetics. In the store we sell hope.
The older you
get the faster you ran as a kid.
What is a committee?
A group of the unwilling picked from the unfit, to do the
unnecessary.
NEED
A LAUGH - 1
NEED
A LAUGH - 2
